Bard bumps should be musical, so here's a jingle/theme song I wrote for Dial a Port and @Tupakk.
Listen here:
https://clyp.it/3muf4sgq
Dial a Port
If you have some place to go, if you have some friends to meet
There's one way to get there that's faster than your feet:
Dial a Port--a magic carpet ride of sorts!
A hop, a skip, a jump from where you want to be!
Dial a Port, your Norrathian escort!
One tell away from the sights you want to see!
So if you have some place to go, and if your time is short,
just Dial a Port!