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Originally Posted by Spyder73
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I would like to request a song about the benevolent human monk Tekilya Wu'Tang battling the evil paladin dwarf Braknar for rights to the surname "wutang".
The saga ends on the sand of the Qeynos arena where Tekilya rips out Braknars still beating heart and eats in for the crowd. If you can work in Tekilya's trusty side kick (Filbus Furyfoot) that would be bonus points. Filbus is a half elf warrior and former prostitute who is addicted to a substance called Rustle Leaf (similar to opium).
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As any good Bard should, I talk to people. Lots of people. And I have the inside scoop on how Tekilya won this epic duel.
Listen here:
https://clyp.it/pd5ijkrl
How Wutang Was Won
This is the tale of how Wutang was won--
the clan that could only be one.
The sands were hot in Qeynos that day.
The arena crowds were gay.
Tekilya reached into Braknar's chest
and put that beating heart to rest.
All cheered the death of the Paladin
and Tek's bloody grin.
But the truth none knew behind Tek's strength
was Filbus Furyfoot's length.
Taste of Rustle Leaf, a pre-fight shag,
gave Tek the spirit of a stag.
CHORUS
(I somehow missed your link to the full tale at first. I'm sorry for subjecting you to my artistic interpretation. Sort of.)