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Originally Posted by nostalgiaquest
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with the amount of 60's on the server, it would have been cool too see them all band together and try to actually kill the sleeper.
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Here we had the largest, most sumptious Cake ever baked... Just sitting and waiting to be devoured by the entire server, with neverending cupcakes materializing indefinitely, until that majestic, perfect Cake was touched.
Instead of forming a band of worthy eaters together to successfully eat that gigantic Cake, we had one greedy child that said to themselves, "I got enough cupcakes, can't even begin to eat the Cake, but no matter! I want to make sure no one else eats the Cake!"
Not having the ability or fortitude to even begin to eat the Cake, that greedy little child had no intention of trying to eat the Cake.
They ran to the Cake, holding their fists high, smashed the cake into lots of pieces, stomped their feet around on the Cake and rejoiced, "Hahaha! No one else will ever see the Cake! Only me!"
The child then told everyone after destroying the Cake that they did it only because they'd never tasted the Cake, and so felt it was their given right to try to eat the Cake.
"What did the Cake taste like, child?"
"I don't know I was too busy enjoying the moment of destroying the Cake! But it was worth every second and I would do it again!"
"Child, what about the cupcakes that used to miraculously appear for the end of times as long as the Cake was left alone?"
"Who cares, I got plenty of cupcakes, and I am soon to go on a no-sugar/fructose diet where I cannot eat cupcakes any longer! The only thing I have not seen is the Cake and so now I have. That is all."
Yes, yes... makes sense, but only to the child.