[skarlorn]

Originally Posted by Sirken [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

I did up until last season. Arya suddenly stopped being left handed last season, she was frolicking around Bravos while the most skilled group of face swapping assassins are hunting her down. Then she gets gut stabbed (twice), and she jumps into a river of piss and shit and sewage. After miraculously not bleeding out, or catching sepsis, or catching some random infection, she's taken in by the actress. Then a T-1000 from Terminator 2 shows up, Arya ignores her gut stabs and goes running, jumping, falling, rolling, twisting, and turning through the city, only to engage in a fight against a person that has indisputably proven to be better than Arya, only to then be killed by Arya. THEN Arya uses what I imagine is the same teleport machine that Varys and Baelish have access to, in order to arrive at the riverlands. She arrives at the twins during a celebration of Freys and Lannisters, catches Walder Frey's sons coming back from Riverrun, and in a matter of a day (2 at most) murders them both, then legit butchers them for meat, grinds it up, and fills a pie with it (we're going to give her the benefit of the doubt and say someone else had already baked the pie crust, and pretend that magically there was a window of time for her to be in the kitchen alone long enough to bring in the dead frey people (or meat) and finish cooking the pies with it.


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well fuck when you put it like that *TRIGGERED*