Yes, ladies and gentlemen, I'm selling this amazing belt that I fashioned from the hide of a magical seahorse. It's got a little bit of everything for you: Want strength? It's got it. Need hitpoints? It's got them, too. Resists? Hell yeah. And to top it all off, it comes with an insane 34% haste!
It's a steal at 55k. (obo)
PM me if you're interested.
https://wiki.project1999.com/Spiked_Seahorse_Hide_Belt