UPDATE: Black Dire plagues Norrath no longer!
Eternal thanks to Myrtus of <Europa> and Filipe of <Aftermath> for their aid; much Oggok Swill was drank and I shall surely make a sacrifice to Rallos Zek in their honor.
This community really is the best out there, cheers to you!
EDIT: Another big thanks to everyone who PM'ed me here, thank you so much for being willing to help. I poured some Oggok Swill onto Black Dire's mangled corpse in your honor.