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Old 12-21-2017, 09:23 PM
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Peanut Butter Cups are best with lots of pot and black stout. AND THEN YOU GET FAT. Yea that will be nice huh? That huge sugar rush followed by a stomach ache and the knowledge that you deserve to feel like shit -- which you do because candy is terrible for you.

It's like having track marks -- except fat. Everyone knows you fucked up and need help.

Enjoy Peanut Butter Cups and Shakespearean Oatmeal Stout responsibly.