[You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]
If you're considering Awakened but afraid of the FBI wanted posters and propaganda don't be. As a Halfling Rogue, I never claimed to be a saint but anything I ever did, I did to survive. I’m no cold blooded assassin, I’m just a little buddy with some hairy feet trying to make it to my next birthday in this cruel world. Awakened provided me with that sanctuary, the sense of safety that I never had growing up. I had some of the best shamans, druids, and clerics healing me; some of the best warriors shielding me from mobs, and life was good.
That is until I met her. We’ve all seen Tunare and those tight pixelated curves. Who could resist? I’d say I wish I had resisted but the truth is - being with her was worth all the trouble. When our affair began I knew things would never be the same. Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned and when Tunare felt her status as a god was too good for lil ole Fettuccine she sent the assassins after me. I’ve been looking over my shoulder ever since.
At first, I was overconfident. I thought my ally status with so many of Norrath’s factions could keep me safe. I was wrong. My fat TOV loots and sex appeal draw too much attention. Whenever I entered a bar or pub, I noticed the patrons looking at my Massive Heartwood Thorn and could hear the whispers. Things were too dangerous for me.
After one too many close calls, I met with Awakened leaders and they decided it was time for me to go in hiding. I met with General V`ghera, who I knew ran a large counterfitting and illusion masks ring. We started creating my new identity. I hid out in Neriak first living as a Dark Elf. Then I tested my forged papers in Felwithe. When the High Elves didn’t suspect anything, I knew I could return to safety.
So allow me to reintroduce myself, I am no longer Fettuccine, I am now Evostab. My new identity has given me another chance at joy in Norrath and I thank Awakened for allowing me to start this new life with some of the kindest and most joyeous homies in the world. I want to give a special thank you to other Norrathians who had to change their identity because of my bravado – especially Santaclaws, Tanksalot, Watchmyfeet – and so many others.
So if anyone out there needs a home, a sanctuary, a mob crushing machine, a loot generating madhouse - check out
http://www.awakenedguild.com/ and app today!