Racists of Norrath, what do you hate about certain races?
I never know if I'm supposed to swipe left or right when a Dwarf pops up on Tinder. Only race that can catfish you with genuine selfies.
Half-Elves look awful in most armor. In a Thurg phallus helm and skin tight bejeweled Phase Spider Carapace, my main toon looks like a bouncer at a gay night club.
The Halfling XP bonus is the height of privilege. Without the height. Down with the 5%ers!
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