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Old 06-22-2018, 04:36 PM
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I wish I could. I really do.

Every time I go down on a chick it's like sticking my face into a freshly microwaved can of tuna.

I've hooked up with women who I could smell while in missionary position.

That's pretty bad. Gotta spray that shit with some febreze.
Rotten and poor health?

My second fiance was the natural type when it came to hygiene products, she didn't use douche. Claimed it was bad for health. The only time it smelled bad was sex during her period. Blood all over my stuff, part attracted and part repulsed. Would do it again though.
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