Ah the tale of ol Smerty is short but unremarkable.
After his retirement from the 1000 unit dash he had a short affair as a twink in upper guk, but was found to be unlovable after only one level. After being partially stripped (in favor of the latest flavor of the month), he now resides at the steps of the auction house (EC) all but forgotten.
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