Thread: Sirken Redux
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Old 12-01-2018, 06:16 PM
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Default Sirken Redux

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The ammount of white knighting by bluebie incels in this thread is frankly disgusting. Let's look at the facts of the case.

Some bbw Egirl baited Sirken into giving her pixels by exploiting his reproductive drive. Then she posted the skype logs on purpose to bring the man down. This was a setup to intentionally assassinate a great volunteer everquest GM and anyone who says otherwise doesn't have a functioning brain.

Ban this egirl and reinstate Sirken.
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This is something an incel would say.

BLUE EVENT - Red transfers toons over to Blue. The 400 + horde of Blue players have to fight Red99 players for their gains at the entrance to ToV. One dragon dies, Blue wins. No dragons die, Red wins.

Stipulations:

Red wins - Sirken rides his pal Sontalak to his new girlfriend's house who was the thot that narced on him and he moves in to her house forever. No manastones are given. Thot has to push a manastone-looking crystallized pumice boulder uphill, and it will roll back down to the bottom of the hill just as it reaches the top over and over for eternity. Red99, being the greatest collection of drug addict sperglords to ever exist, will explode like a supernova and the server will be reset back to classic. A yearly Holiday of the day Blue failed will be added to the calendar and an EXP bonus for that day will be assigned to the Red server.

Blue wins - Sirken is put on the rack and broken into pieces and left in the open desert for vultures to finish him off. Beautiful ultra-thot goddess is given a golden amulet with a manastone encased within and she also becomes new lead GM. All dragons in ToV despawn and become Dozekar's except for Vulak. King Tormax becomes a five headed hydra, so to speak, so that five are up at once on top of each other. Detoxx gets to kiss Rogean on the mouth IRL for the first time. Tongue included.