I had to pull a gun on someone this morning
Someone wouldn't stop ringing my doorbell at 4am this morning.
The movie "The Strangers" played in my head.
Dog wouldn't stop barking.
Grabbed my low-quality 9mm (that would probably jam tbh)
Snuck around my house as this dude continued to ring my doorbell to see if I could get a better look.
Couldn't see anything.
I nutted up, cocked my gun, planted my leg next to the door so I could open it only an inch and stuck the barrel out the door.
"WHO THE FUCK IS IT?!"
It was the neighborhood crackhead asking for $3.
Three dollars.
Couldn't fall back to sleep because of adrenalin.
Went to work early feeling like a bad ass.
I'm telling you because everyone else is tired of hearing me brag.
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