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Originally Posted by Jauna
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Better guide right here:
iksar, points into str like a dumbass
spend 200k~ plat on gear
play super hard solo and scoff at people inviting you to groups
try to take away half of goblins in highkeep from a group
get kicked out by a guide
make it to 35 somehow and things slow down for you
grind to 40 and realize its probably best to group
go to CoM
tell people to fuck off who ask you to pull and make the tank always pull
and the times you do pull you stay in camp fighting and not chain pulling
burnout at 45 and blame others for everything
sell your stuff at a loss
log on your main and judge/mock other monks you group with for the rest of your life
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Disclaimer: this path may lead to: small internet penis, divorce, alcoholism, drug use, worship of satan, worship of feet, worship of Bellringer, incarceration, irritated bowel syndrome, baldness, nipple pain, hemorrhoids, nausea, restlessness, concerned family members, FBI no knock raids, inflated ego, testicular shrinkage, cancer.