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Old 10-29-2019, 08:18 PM
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Lot of virgin nerds who think childbirth involves a dramatic water breaking moment, urgent taxi ride to hospital followed by 30-45 minutes sitting in a waiting room for a nurse to announce congratulations you had a baby boy with a fresh Cuban cigar.

In actuality, for most people, it’s a 16 hour bore of fake contractions and a half conscious significant other who usually just wants to be left the fuck alone.
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