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Originally Posted by Zill
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The only real mature way to handle this is as follows:
1. Create a high elf female alt, join his guild
2. Slowly and carefully befriend him over the course of 4-5 months
3. Tell him you’re a hot chick gamer, provide fake pictures
4. Pay a hot sounding girl to team speak with him during groups/raids
5. Become really interested and flirty with him
6. Make him fall in love with you (crucial step!)
7. After lots of exhaustive cyber sex interactions, invite him out to Florida “for the real thing”
8. Pay for his plane ticket to really seal the deal
9. When he touches down in Florida and texts you, lure him to a dark alley way
10. Train him irl with a group of paid thugs wearing blue body paint dressed in animal skins
11. Just before he breathes his last breath bleeding out on the pavement, shout “NOW who’s the real King of Crushbone?!?!”
12. Crush his bones
There you have it, simple and straight to the point. Oh and don’t skip step 6!
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Replies like this are the only reason I read these kind of threads. This sounds like classic eq to me.