Juntsie no understand why dere be squishies who wanta' go da moon. Dat rock in sky far away. Dere is prolly no good pickled gnomies to eats, and da air not gud to breath. Why go to moon when swamp warm? Flies and muck for all.
Dere also major legal issues with da proposed moon-route. Namely dat subsidiary of evil Ogre S corp owned by sketchy off-shore private equity firm already stake claim to da moon.
Best ta' just stay in da swamp. Good for all.
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Juntsie Grobbstein (Green)
Juntsie Professional & Shaman Services, LLC
Licensed Troll Professional (J.D., M.D., Th.D., R.D., R.C.C., Ph.D., C.P.A., L.S.L.P)
Known Associates: Oakenhops Valebrewer (51 Druid <Dial a Port>); Korezril (50 Monk <Ancient Blood>) ; Xeirella L'Veldriss (52 Necro)
Professional troll services fer gud rates, including da raid dispute resolution. Dis message confidential and not intended for tax purpose. Protect swamp. Tink green before print.
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