Inspired from the last joke, and stolen shamelessly from Boondock Saints:
An iksar, an orc and a halfling find a genie lamp in the Desert of Ro. The genie agrees that since there are three of them, they will each get a single wish. The iksar thinks for a moment and says "I wish all my people, all the iksars, are happy and free in Kunark." The genie nods and poof... all the iksars are happy and united in a prosperous Kunark. The orc thinks for a moment and says "I wish all my people were happy and free in Crushbone." and poof... all the orcs in Norrath are happy and prosperous in the booming city of Crushbone.
Then the genie asks the halfling what he wants. The halfling asks "you mean all the orcs are in Crushbone and all the iksars are in Kunark?" the genie nods.
The halfling replies: "I'll have a jumjum juice"
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