Dwarfs, gnomes and half-lings are too small, you can hold them at arms length.
Wood elves, high elves and Erudites are too high/stoned, easy to overpower.
Ogres and trolls represent an accurate depiction of the P99 population (you).
Humans inevitably self implode.
Iksars have severe skin conditions and will run out of lotion.
By the art of deduction, its a throw up between dark elves, half elves and barbarians...
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