Solidly Gen-X. I wish I was a Boomer.
Boomers might well be the last generation that can afford to pay someone to wipe their asses. Those here who don't live with their parents or in a trailer probably write their rent checks payable to a Boomer. They're also still calling the shots at the highest levels of most corporations.
Best of all, Boomers get to die before their decades of shitty voting fully catch up with them (us) while millennials and my generation foot the bill for end-of-life care that we might never get... One last fuck you on their way out the door.
Making fun of boomers is like making fun of a handsome multi-millionaire with a huge schlong. He's better than you. He knows it. So do you.
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