Ok, I think I've got this all figured out.
I'm going to send my now 16-year-old son out with a rifle to keep the streets safe during civil unrest sometime next year. I'll instruct him to shoot anyone he sees looting. And, if someone over the age of 25 tries to take him down with a skateboard to prevent him from shooting more people while enforcing laws he has no authority to enforce, he should shoot them -- but only if they're a "pedofile"?
So that all makes perfect sense. My question is, how do i get my son signed up as a CIA operative? Or maybe he's one already...
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