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Originally Posted by Gwaihir [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

My children get outraged over the idea of not getting ice cream for breakfast and when the scoops randomly and disproportionately favor one kid's portion over the other.

To me, im just scooping ice cream, and i don't eat the shit so i don't really give a shit, and so I just pat the noisy one on the head and give her a "There there"

Its important not to take children too seriously; especially when they're grasping at straws and alluding to abstract concepts that "should", but don't, actually exist in the real world; "should", according to, and always morphing in favor, of they:themselves, mind you. Ive literally never heard one of them say that i meeded to give one of their sisters more;to make it "fair". I guess that's why coveting is a sin.

They never complain about the fact that im not scooping additional servings for the brown kids down the street. In fact, the concept that they're cheating the little brown kids down the street out of their share never even comes to mind.

Oh well.

Man you gotta be white trash to give your kids ice cream for breakfast

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