[Ihealyou]

Originally Posted by Everquest Website

Milo, I have this problem. Whenever I see one of those female wood elfs, I get incredibly turned on. I mean. I literally have to excuse myself from the computer for a few minutes to deal with my "wood elf", if you know what i mean. It never fails either, it happens every time. But im so addicted to Everquest that I cant get away from the computer. Naturally, I no longer have a girlfriend to take out my "aggrivations" on. As If playing EQ all the time wasnt bad enough for her (shes never been the computer type), she found out about my wood elf problem and left me. Real women dont even turn me on anymore, only those polygonal wood elves will 'do it' for me now. Please help me Milo! What can I do?