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Old 02-08-2021, 09:34 PM
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Originally Posted by magnetaress [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]
Step 1

Unwrap snickers.

Step 2

Shove it in your own face

Step 3

Wait 24 to 48 hours.

Step 4

Shit.

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I have had around 200 calories today. Cucumber water. And potassium supplementation. My blood glucose is absolutely perfect and I am clear headed without a headache or any other symptoms of hunger.

The fucking assholes selling you your snickers want you chained to the cave wall.

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P.s if I go back into the cave and drag three other fucks out. One kills themselves. 1 is happy and runs off to explore. And one runs in and kills 2 chained cave dwellers before being killed by the fire keepers.

Have I hurt anyone?
You're not you when you're hungry