[sydbarrett25]

Originally Posted by nostalgiaquest [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

How do you train people in real life?

Bike around a bad neighborhood yelling “follow me for free crack!” To gather up the homeless? And then hang a bunch on raw steaks off the back to get all the stray dogs and raccoons and shit? Then when you have a nice line of hungry animals and crackheads, ghost ride the bike into someone and while they’re recovering from the hit, sprinkling some crack and bbq sauce of them to transfer agro? Maybe throw in a little bird seed?

I don’t think it’s gonna work. What happens when the raccoons accidentally eat the crack? And the shoes will definitely get ruined in the process.

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