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Old 11-18-2021, 12:51 PM
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So this one lizard race starts with 2 zlandicar hearts for free which is a highly sought item which drops off a dragon which requires 40 people to kill
"So this one lizard race starts with 2 zlandicar hearts for free which is a highly sought item which drops off a dragon which requires 40 people to kill but these lizards are hated everywhere they go so you will be doing a lot of running away and playing dead in front of people while begging for resurrections from non-lizards, they are also too weak to wear plate armor and have low starting strength so you will walk slow and look a bit cucked, they don't get the special bracer which has the manaless clicky nuke (even if you are out of mana you're still useful to somebody somewhere with this bracer), you level much slower, and those two free items I mentioned earlier don't kick in properly till L60 but by then you don't need them anyway unless you're a necro but nobody really wants a necro in their group unless they look like you. There is another race that gets those two items for free too by the way so they are not exclusive to lizards. What's that baby? You want to be a pretty race which other girls play too instead of just neckbeards?