I was sitting there watching a crow attack a bird on a tree. Over and over it swooped down and attacked this bird.
A while ago I watched a crow do the same thing, swooping and swopping at some other bird. Caw caw caw caw constantly caw caw caw caw.
Crows are smart birds. People love them. Caw caw caw. Swoop swoop attack attack.
I realized that these crows suck dick and shit and compared to other birds (of lesser intelligence) they not only look worse, but sound worse, and wont shtup, and attack everything, and display aggression, and are basically the worst example of the avian animal kingdom there is to offer.
Why.... because they're intelligent.
Ive had it with intelligent creatures, there is no value in them. They're just as much a evolved lump of cells as a bald eagle, but they look like shit, sound like shit, wont shut-up, and attack everything for no reason at all.
Eating the apple was the worst thing we could have done.
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