I wanted to be a dump truck when I was a kid. People would politely clarify you mean a dump truck driver? And I would say “NO, a dump truck”
This just shows how ahead of his time Louis CK was when he joked that he was raising his kids gay, and that they could do whatever they wanted when they were 18 but until then in his household they are gay. It was meant to be a satire about homophobic parents who said they were raising their kids straight, despite what their kids wanted. The man was ahead of his time with his satire
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=