someone cliff notes me on the 5 or so females playing here because I don't care about anything else in this thread
Is it basically kinda like that half-baked scene where the guy quits his job?
"you're fat, you're fat, you're fat, you're cool [points to solitary hot girl], you're fat. I'm out"
edit: THIS
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dYnDSHlASG4