This one is both weird and dark and because of that it stuck with me. I don’t have a copy, and am too lazy to Google around to try to find it, so all I can do is paraphrase it:
10+ years ago, someone had posted online an idea of the most fucked up way to kill oneself. It requires the use of a tall building, strong fishing line, superglue, and a bungee cord. You would go to the top of the building and tie the bungee around your legs and secure to something up there. You would carefully measure the amount of bungee you would need so that it would leave you dangling just above street level. Then you would tie the fishing line tight around your neck, but only leave enough to reach 3/4 of the way to street level, and secure the line to something up at the building roof. Then superglue your own hands to the top of your head
Then all you do is jump. About 3/4 of the way down, you would run out of fishing line, which should decapitate you. But because you superglued your hands to your head, you would end up dangling upside down at street level holding your own head out in your hands for everyone to see
- - one of the darkest and weirdest posts I remember reading back in the day…
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