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Originally Posted by Reiwa
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Tree vs statue of naked dude
exhibit a: Tree
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- lots of variety
- some trees bring forth fruit to eat
- provides large shaded area for large group of people to sit under
- provides soil protection
- can be used for other things such as building a tree house, firewood, furniture, etc
- ideal for birds to build nests in
- family friendly
- can be planted by pretty much anybody
- becomes more useful as time goes on
- multi-purpose (like life)
- eyecandy
exhibit b: statue of naked dude
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- samey
- no fruit whatsoever
- very little shade
- very little or no soil protection
- no treehouse, firewood, furniture, etc
- no bird nests
- pervy
- planted by mortals with "talent"
- becomes even less useful as time goes on
- single purpose (like death)
- eyesore
- completely fucking stupid