[WokeCat]

I woke up on top of my keyboard
First thing I noticed was my forearms was cold and I couldn’t feel my hands

I walk upstairs and start brushing my teeth and when I lay down I have images flash through my mind about how this must be what life is like on Mars because my bedroom is freezing

I lay there for a good while, day dreaming that little baby penguins are surrounding me and warming me up because they love me and one day I’ll lead they civilization to greatness

And then I realize I don’t even have my tablet with me, so I get out of bed and discover it was accidentally left in the restroom

I bring it back to bed and think “nothing would be better than to fall asleep to my own voice” and so I decide to watch my gnome form video when all of the sudden BOOOOOOM I notice that someone unliked the video

I think I know who it was but I’m not ready to come forward with accusations just yet

Imagine yourself in my situation just now