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Old 01-14-2023, 05:37 PM
Gugg Gugg is offline
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The Captain stumbles across a magnificent planet with a King who has several beautiful wives who please the king. The king has a big field full of cannabis growing.

Jean-Luc arrives and says he wants to look around, the king says no, but Jean-Luc beams himself down anyway, armed of course.

Jean-Luc tells the women their culture is sexist and backwards and that drugs are bad. He "liberates" the women, by beaming them up to his sick bay, vaccinates them, and gives them a TV and a job in Wal-mart on his home planet.

Now the women's king is a lesbian celebrity and the Wal-mart family.

The women lose touch with one another, become ddepressed, ugly, fat, suicidal, and die a lonely death in a mortal world.

The king ends up in a wheelchair after the Captain zapped him with a lazer beam when he tried to defend his wives from evil....becomes an alcoholic....his planet now a democratic republic with Joe Biden as leader with mass immigration and Women's Studies at the forefront of his "be better" policies.

While all this is happening, the bumbling captain is on his way to "save" another culture.


 
Don't worry, it's only a commercial, Jean-Puke can't really destroy true love
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