4am - wake up
5am - furiously masturbate
5:03am - post-nut power nap
5:15am - Raw kale and blood soup for breakfast
5:30am - kill the neighbor's cat
6am - shower
6:01am - round 2, furiously masturbate
6:04am - stomp cum down the drain
6:36am - finish getting cum down the drain
6:37am - power shit
6:38am - get out of the shower
6:40am - throw dishes against wall to wake up neighbor in next apartment
6:59am - get dressed for work
7:01am - shitpost on P99 forums
8:34am - leave the house for the office, tearing ass all the way down the stairs
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