I can tell who are not actual females. Every woman knows that nail-file fits neatly right into your nasopharynx up into the frontal lobe.
That's why women always look intently at your face and nod when you are talking to them. They are keeping their sights leveled at all times. Just remember that. And if they smile? Baring teeth is a sign of eagerness. If they smile they are picturing the nail file nicking the optic nerve if you ... just .... hold .... stilll ....
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