you'll be the talk of the town at next weeks hootenanny
upon further reflection I now realize my previous sales pitch might have been a bit too civilized for some of you fine folks
*ahem*
hey there buckaroos
are you tired being looked down upon by those effeminate city boys?
well then listen here partner, I reckon y'all need to buy one of my suits
show them you're not just some swine-loving yokel
yeehaw!
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