Chapter Two
A plight of the Citizens
It was a cold gloomy day in Rivervale, vicious storm clouds could be seen approaching from the plains of Karana to the southeast. Mayor Gubbin sat diligently writing with his trusty quill, candlelight flickering on his desk; parchments of legislation, spells, and other matters littered his office. Thunderous claps were heard as he got up to peek out of the window in his cramped office. His face shifted to that of terror, "By Bristlebane... It... can't be..."
The town bells rang. Rivervale deputy's hastily escorted everyone indoors to seek shelter. How long the storm would stay they did not know.
Clouds slowly began to hover over the skies of Rivervale, and green text fell from the sky. It was a storm that had been ravaging Norrath for months now.
Believed to be a curse of the great Goblin, no power could stop it... "healthcare is socialism" "noob" "gm favoritism!1111" "this isnt classic" and something about "erudites with gold teeth and red shoes" phrases showered from the sky, pummeling anyone outside with a nearly deadly force. Deputy Alltin peered through a window from inside the Fool's Gold Tavern, a shock of terror ran up his spine as he heard a high pitched shriek. He looked around and saw Nilipuss fall to the ground as he was assaulted by the relentless spam of the Ooc. "Ow ow OW! This hurts me so, ow ow OW, it is my time to go
[You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]" Deputy Alltin cried out "OMFG NOOOO" as Nilipuss' body lay lifeless on the ground. Tears welled up in his eyes, he bit his lip and yelled out "DAMN YOU OOC SHITSTORM!" A hand was placed on his shoulder and a gentle voice said to him, "don't fret, we can resurrect him right? this is everquest?" The deputy turn around and was all like "Deputy Alltin slashes YOU for 151 points of damage!" "Havick_T has been slain by Deputy Alltin" "Deputy Alltin says, 'LOL F U" Right then, Havick_T's almost deceased body looked up and began to serenade him, "I... wh...whistled for a cab and when it came near the license plate said fresh and it had dice in the mirror"