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Old 07-01-2024, 11:18 PM
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Originally Posted by Vexenu [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]
Allow me to instruct you.

Ogre/Troll Shaman: 15-20% XP penalty
Any race Cleric: 0% XP penalty

Shaman: Dead weight 1-59, best spell at 60 and costs $$$$
Cleric: Absolute unit 1-60, best spell at 39 and costs 20pp

Shaman: Relies on pocket Cleric to rez him
Cleric: Rezzes himself like a boss

Shaman: Virgin, malodorous, probably fat irl
Cleric: Chad, bathed in holy light, totally jacked

Enchanter/Cleric duo: ding 60 in record time, leveling in high ZEM dungeons, ez farming whatever they want
Enchanter/Shaman duo: Enchanter dumps Shaman when he realizes Shaman is a fat, useless sack of shit
Shaman: forced to solo, can barely play the game through his tears, equips GEBs and considers it the greatest moment of his life, after thousands of hours of grinding and farming, finally dings 60 and saves up enough plat to acquire Torpor...

...which he buys, while impotently seething, from the Enchanter/Cleric who farmed it months earlier (their third copy).

It didn't have to be this way, DSM. But this is the life you chose when you forsook divine service of the gods in favor of your dismal swamp magic.
Thank you for continuing to concede via trolling. It is impressive you can write so much and say nothing.
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