Well it finally happened, big time
Was waiting to get my new tires put on and I wandered into some lunch diner, saw a burger called the Big Daddy, and figured I could get a lotta meat for my money with that. I confirmed with the waiter who was like “uhh yea it’s 1lb of meat”. Well I don’t pay attention to math nerd numbers and hadn’t had a burger in like a half a year so I was like that’s fine I’m hungry
I saw it and thought wow that is a thick Patty of meat. But then when I went to pick it up and realized I couldn’t palm the fucking thing I realized there is an entire second patty of meat underneath the first melted halfway into the bun
I put it down and when the waiter came back like “lotta meat huh?” I was like “what is this the Heart Attack Grill? Can I get a t-shirt and my name on the wall if I finish this?” And he told me no but I can always get the fuck out after I finish basically
But I put it away, and the fries that came with it. Going to some light show parade near a rich buddy’s house and don’t plan to eat any of the weird “Hors d'oeuvres” (which I will always say in a sarcastic Jim Carey voice) he puts out
So it was a Big Daddy of meat in my tiny little whore mouth. But it’ll be all I have today I think so…
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