What a fun time, hadn’t tried the treadmills at this gym ever before
So I get on one near the edge and hit manual and I can’t get the speed above 3.5. So I figure must be a bug, hop on the one next to it. Can’t get the speed above 3.5…
So hey at least it’s an excuse to talk to the super pretty girl up front. So I go up and say “am I stupid, I can’t seem to figure out how to get the speed of your treadmill above 3.5. And she’s already laughing before I can finish, and asks “which ones did you try?” And I said “the two at the end there”
And she goes “those are the only two like that. They were apparently for handicapped people and it was a safety measure”
And I said “wow so of like the 25 treadmills out there I just happened to try just those two. That’s some bad luck…” when I was really thinking handicapped? You mean handi-capable? Differently abled? You dumb bitch
Jk on last part
So I go to the first row, hop on, wow this is smooth, I like the cushion. Going to a fast 7:20m/mi two mile and all of a sudden it shuts off. And when those fuckers shut off from 8.5 to power off I plow into the front like an idiot
So that sucks, fried it? Am I that fat. So I try the one next to it. This one I can only get to 1 mile before it shuts off and I plow into the front again
Fuck this shit I’m out…done with these treadmills
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