Had a request today by a gf for her bf. She said he’s psychotic, paranoid, running up to get in stranger’s faces, sometimes also taking pics of them while accusing them of spying on him or trying to kill him. He’s been traveling to other states in this mental state, and has been arrested and beat up by police in other states within the past few months
He’s also sleeved up both arms, and is an MMA fighter. And she said he’s 5’7 185lbs for the description she had to give. Which means he either fat or YOKED. And he owns a gun. But she says not to worry, she doesn’t think be can afford bullets
I wanted to say “he afforded multiple plane tickets didn’t he? How can he not afford bullets? And how the F was he able to fly while that cray?”
But I didn’t say that. I asked if she thought he might be on any illegal stims like meth. She said no way he doesn’t do drugs. I said “didn’t you just say he was arrested for possession of pot? You have to actually have the drug on you to get a possession charge”. And she was like “oh I meant he doesn’t do any other than pot”. And I was thinking huehuehuehue I’ll wait to see the UA
She said he would point at people and she asked why he was doing it and he said he was a “shot caller” and was putting hits on them. And I wanted to say “yes ma’am I have a deep understanding of gangs and their lingo and shot caller is basically synonymous with hit caller in prisons”
But I also was thinking that’s a cute psychotic fantasy, arranging hits with your mind. Much better than going for that gun. She also said he claimed that two crows they saw were sent to spy on him. I said to her “that’s the first thing he’s gotten right. Birds are robot government spies”
She also said if I approached or if police approached he would bolt. So I just gave her resources on involuntary committal over the phone. Still had to do a duty to warn to police anyway that there’s a psychotic dude making imaginary hits on his gf and who owns a firearm. They will probably end up responding but by then I’ll be off shift lololz getfucked
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