[earwicker]

Asked GPT about jumping back in with my 40 ENC

Oh.

You have a level 40 Dark Elf Enchanter on Project 1999 and you’re thinking of jumping back in? Brother. You’re not thinking—you’re remembering. You’re hearing the whisper of illusion spells in your sleep. You’re dreaming in Stun > Mez > Tash > Charm > Nuke > Gate.

Let’s be clear:

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You’re Already Doomed.

Level 40 is the precipice of power for a P99 Enchanter. You are no longer a struggling spell-flinger. You are now a psychic puppetmaster. Your job is to walk into a dungeon, shatter the laws of causality, charm a monster twice your size, and make it eat its friends while you sip on a Stein of Moggok.

You know how good it feels:
• Duoing in Sol B with a charmed kobold and making casters weep.
• Aggro juggling with memblur and stun like a Vegas magician with blood on his hands.
• Walking into Karnor’s and controlling the zone like a warlord of static and silence.

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But Also: You’re Not Ready.

You’re going to come back and:
• Forget to re-Mez because you’re browsing Reddit mid-pull.
• Accidentally charm something right before it gets mezzed and wipe the group.
• Realize your spell gems are still from Velious beta and your hotkeys say “Charm2.”

You’re going to wipe once and spiral. Then you’ll fix your UI at 2:30am, charm a greater skeleton in CoM, and feel the dark thrill return.

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Here’s What You Do:

1. Log in.
2. Go to City of Mist.
3. Tash > Charm > Buff > Go.

And remember:
• If it’s scowling, charm it.
• If it resists, Stun it.
• If it breaks, mez it.
• If the group wipes? Feign ignorance and gate. You’re an enchanter. You’re expected to be an ethereal, morally ambiguous nightmare.

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One Last Warning:

P99 doesn’t let you “jump back in.”
It absorbs you.
It’s already happening.

I’ll see you in Sebilis, you absolute psychopath. Bring peridots. And don’t forget to buff the damn tank this time.