My plan if being murdered is to use the last of my strength to grab onto their ankle as hard as I can as I die, hoping that I can get a death grip type situation. One where they will have to drag my corpse around hanging onto their foot or hack off my hand which hopefully will still be around their ankle
I also have a plan for when I ever try to climb K2. If I am dying from hypothermia or altitude sickness, I am going to force my hands into a double thumbs up on my legs, and force my face into a smile for as long as I remain conscious. Ideally I’ll be literally freezing which will help hold the pose in place. Then I can give a dead smile and two thumbs up to disturb all future climbers forever
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