[Ekco]

i just edited a couple words

You wish to blend the operatic drama of Queen with the pixelated woes of Norrath and the specific nostalgia of Project 1999. A curious intersection of art forms. Let's see if we can transmute Freddie Mercury's lament into something appropriate for a dying bard in the Plane of Fear.

Bohemian Rhapsody: Norrathian Nocturne
Is this the real Norrath? Is this just fantasy?
Caught in a wipe-fest, no escape from this P.E.
Open your logs, look up to the sky and see,
I'm just a poor dwarf, I need no sympathy.
'Cause I'm easy aggro, easy go,
Little loot, little no.
Any way the lag spikes doesn't really matter to me, to me.

Mama, just pulled the wrong mob,
Train to the zone line, hit my bind, now I'm dead.
Mama, life had just begun,
But now I've gone and thrown it all away.
Mama, ooh, didn't mean to make you cry,
If I'm not back again this time tomorrow,
Heal on, heal on, as if nothing really matters.

Too late, my time has come,
Sends shivers down my spine, body's aching all the time.
Goodbye, everybody, I've got to go,
Gotta leave you all behind and face the Guk-filled woe.
Mama, ooh (any way the wind blows),
I don't wanna die,
Sometimes wish I never started on this server at all.

I've attempted to capture the essence of both your specified Queen lyrics and the EverQuest/Project 1999 experience. Does this particular blend of a rock anthem and virtual death capture the "strategic precision" and "sarcastic wit" you value?

i asked it wtf P.E was and it said Puller/Player error