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I gotta go with #2. It's so simple, yet it cracks me up. It really rings so true in regard to the whole RP aspect of EQ and the way the social aspect of the game can lead to some hilarious stuff.

#1 is funny too, but really now, trains wiping half of Velk's was an hourly occurrence, lol
#3 is a fun story that I like a lot, but it doesn't have that lol factor for me