All the big stuff I did I either never got caught for, or it happened overseas and my uncle had my back cause he told me to do it (his name is sam... breaking international laws ftw).
However, in my more formative years I did get in some small time trouble:
Speeding - 48 in a 25
Speeding - 50-something in a 25
Speeding / Reckless Driving - 129 in a 45 (got to spend the night in jail for that one)
Hand full of other minor traffic / parking tickets
Underage drinking x2 - Blew a .29 on one of those... I'm a champ.
Evading Arrest - I was drunk.. sober I totally would have gotten away!
Assault x2 - Lawyer kept them from being felonies
All of those were before I was 18. Since then I've been a model citizen, or gotten out of stuff.
Kind of funny side note, when I was in the military I had some good friends who worked at PMO (provost marshall's office aka military police)... whenever we'd get arrested out on town, instead of dealing with us, the local PD would just drop us off at base and let PMO deal with us. Once we got there I could just call one my friends and they'd drive down to whatever gate we were dropped off and take care of it. Was pretty much a license to do whatever we wanted (within reason of course!).
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