i got drunk, i played halo, i had bitches yell at me, i helped my brother after him and i ran out of half of a half gallon of jim beam we switched to brandy, kill 2/3rds of the bottle. Got yelled at some more by bitches, left for a walk, found a pond, my dog somehow followed my brother out 4minutes after, fell down trying to get to the pond shoreline, dropped a phone, missed calls 42, 24 new text messages, got back to the house, sat in garage talking about dirtbiking soon and staring at motorcycles, got a garage door opener thrown at me, got bitched at some more, started puking a lil blood because i clearly did not have enough alcohol in my system, then i poured myself a half glass of brandy, an hour disappears, played some more halo, started to get sleepy so i smoked a cigarette, went to bed, woke up at 8am, got laid, 11am, got laid again, told the bitch that she threw a garage door opener at me but i performed a drunken-stumble dodge and it missed me completely, got laid again at 3pm.
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