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A person who has NO social life whatsoever. This is about 98.9% of everyone on the internets.
Contents
1 Etymology/Explanation
2 Variations
3 Comebacks
4 List of People Who Have No Life
Etymology/Explanation

Without variation, the first accusation or retort of the pwned is that the pwnr has no life. This is normally phrased as a claim that the pwnr spends too much time on the Internets, or that the incidence of pwnage took "too much time" or "too much effort", clearly indicating that the pwnr is obsessed with and quite possibly Internet stalking the pwnee. The pwned may also attempt to put on a facade that they are "too cool for this internet shit anyways."
Because this is almost the exclusive standard usage of the phrase, no life has become a de facto acknowledgment of pwnification. Thus most trolls will remain unsatisfied until told they have no life.
Variations

"Get a life"
"Wow, that must have taken forever. Clearly you have no life."
"Wow, you are spending way too much time arguing with me. Clearly you have no life."
"You keep commenting because you have no life." See occupatio.
"Why don't you spend more of your time with your kids instead of arguing on the Internets?"—a favorite of pwned teen mothers
"Poor, poor dear. Here, have a nickel and get yourself a life."
"Yeah right, you don't work, you spend all day online trolling because you have no life!"
"Obviously you have no life and should probably kill yourself in order to not waste any more of the precious, precious natural resources currently keeping that stink sack you call skin alive."
"Well, pardon me for HAVING A LIFE, gringo. "
Comebacks

"NO U"
"BAWWW"
"U MAD"
"lol"
"Rofl"
"Your Mom"
Any one or more of these will guarantee instant drama and butthurt met with "G2g i need sleep." Best of all, they require minimal typing.
List of People Who Have No Life



This guy also has no life.
Asspies
Anthony 'A-Log' LoGatto and all his shut-in little friends
Tore Sinding Bekkedal
Kevin and Kat
Solitaire
Gsnfags
Sceptre
Cheddar-Cheesia
Meowbark
Jimbo Wales
Latias4ever
You
The Gorilla Judge
Zezima
Zombies
Chivon Matthew