[magic]

My teacher ("Reverend Rolnick") decided it would be a good idea to switch around the dates on our syllabus last minute and move the exam up a week. Instead of having a review/study day we simply had the exam tonight.

So, I fell asleep this afternoon because I'm a lazy good-for-nothing piece of shit.

Magic walks into class at 6:50.
Reverend Rolnick shouts, 'ARE YOU REALLY GOING TO WALK IN HERE AN HOUR LATE?'
Magic says out of character, 'I fell asleep on my couch, I'm really sorry...'
Reverend Rolnick shouts, 'GET OUT OF MY CLASSROOM'
Reverend Rolnick has become ENRAGED.
Magic has been slain by Reverend Rolnick!
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