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Originally Posted by KentalCowtipper
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Apparently your idea of whats funny is screwed up as most of the rest of your ideas. Here - I'll give you some examples.
Funny = you thinking you know more than the GMs on a server you don't even play on anymore. We weren't banned or suspended for a reason there big fella.
Funnier - You really don't realize that you going all mad forum troll on something causes the vast majority of the server (who actually read your ramblings/don't have you on ignore) to react the exact opposite way you present in your posts. Its like when Pat Robertson tries to rage against something. 5% of the people who hear him mindless believe him; the other 95% either laugh or take a look at what Robertson is raging against and decide what he's against is something they're 100% in favor of. That's you on these forums Harrison.
Funniest = is your claims that you were "Knocked out with ONE blow with a club from behind" yet all you have are picture of the FRONT of your face beaten to an amusing yet bloody pulp. Surely IF you were clubbed from behind like a baby seal you'd have picture of the wound on the back of your head. But you don't. Instead you just make up excuses like this in a pathetically futile attempt to explain why someone supposedly trained in hand to hand combat, like yourself (lol), got his ass completely handed to him - in real life (where it actually matters - not like EQ) - by a couple of untrained thugs.
Funniest of All = your 2000+ forum posts (not counting the 10k+ in RNF that aren't logged) - a rough average would be 40+ posts a day by you. On just one forum. God knows how many you lurk on. Its beyond amusing to the server that you're literally a basement troll who posts so much on this one forum alone that its evident you haven't seen the outside world in weeks if not months.
Harrison I salute you, Mr. Basement Dwelling Sun Deprived White Trash Troll Master.
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Harrison got his ass kicked for running his idiotic ideas publicly with his mouth. He did not get "jumped from behind" or anything of that nature. Much like he does on these forums, he kept on with his retarded ramblings and (unlike these forums) someone/s were there to shut him the fuck up.
That is why he stays here, he is afraid of the outside world and what it will do to him. Which is why he makes up this persona and lives vicariously through the lives of people he knows. Taking bits and pieces of their lives to project it onto these forums as his actual life experiences.